Horoscope

So the other day at work my coworker was reading his horoscope and I told him to also read mine just for fun and to see what it says. Now, I'm a Gemini, and I may not believe in voodoos, magic, witchcraft, psychics, etc. but there were a lot of times whenever I read my horoscope and it just so happens to be so effin accurate! Here's what it said:

Gemini - The Twin (May 21-June20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Everything it just said is me and more! crazy sh*t. And I didn't put certain words on capitals, it was capitalized on the actual website. The fact that very forgiving was expressed in caps, it is so me, that it me, and you can honestly do a lot of bad things to me and I will forgive you in a matter of time.